There was no consensus last week as to whether Maggie Gyllenhaalis a hottie or a nottie, as Mitchievillians were pretty much split evenly when asked. The Mayor would like to say Mitchievillians were split along racial lines, but he has no facts to back up that statement. Although I do believe someone from the hottie-Maggie camp referred to a nottie-Maggie as a “Scottish turd.”
Today’s hottie/nottie is Cameron Diaz, or “The Joker” as she commonly known. The Mayor finds that anyone who sports an overabundance of teeth looks like the Joker. Diaz has in the neigbourhood of 75 teeth in her crooked head, so there’s no getting around the Joker label that was put on her.
Cameron Diaz Pictures
